The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter bokep where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokeh a nearby room screeching so bokep loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable bokeh French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot porn declared the woman bokeh an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't crot measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And memek bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male crot ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. memek It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving memek their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from crot the University of Central crot Lancashire. They declared bokep that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as bokeh 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked crot (Stock Image

It bokep was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you memek get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to bokeh screech like porn a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained crot that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the porn most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our crot nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they crot were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should bokeh take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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