The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

memek I've long been haunted by bokeh the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where crot I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokep loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled bokeh her eyes porn and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was porn the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokeh saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get bokeh a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is porn if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if crot you want to attract a bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of bokep our nearest primate cousins - was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the memek best sex may just be the quietest.


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